OMG - Who is that fat chick in my dress???

This is it - this is the picture that made me realize that I am no longer just a few pounds overweight. I am f-a-t. I can barely even type it. Ugh. I am the one in black. I maybe fat but I still have a sense of style. I should not be as surprised as I was when I saw this photo for the first time. Honestly when I first saw I thought -oh what a bad angle! - then I saw other pictures from that night and I realized that it is not just a bad angle but a bad fucking body. So here I am two days later and I am on a mission. Ok - I am off to the gym to work my ass off and hopefully reverse all of the fries, chips, vodka/red bulls, and all of the other shit that I have been stuffing my face with for the past few years. Wish me luck....